Top 20 Celebrity Jokes - Funny Hilarious Messages Jokes on Celebrities

This is the very interesting article. Here we bring you the collection of Top 20 Funny Celebrity Jokes. These jokes will surely makes you laugh. These jokes are created on the most popular people of Bollywood industry. If you feel bored check out the list of these Top 20 Hilarious jokes on Celebrities. Read these funny jokes and send it to your friends or relatives. 

Top 20 Jokes on Popular Celebrity - Funny And Hilarious :-

1. Ek baar Adnan Sami ke ghar me chor ghus aaya..
   Adnan chor ke upar baitha or bola Ramu police ko bula
   Ramu - Chappal nahi mil rahi
   Chor bola - meri pehan le par jaldi jaa..

2. Himesh Reshamiya ka Kutta ghar se bhaag gya..
   dusre kutto ne pucha tu kyu bhaag aaya ,
   Kutta - Sala raat ko gane ki practice krta hai ,
  Subah log mujhe marte hai..

3. Basanti - Bhaag Dhanno Bhaag , aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai..
   Dhanno - Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske piche Gabbar ke 10 ghode bhaag rhe hai..

4. Karan Johar 's master plan ;-
  Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :- Love your friends
  Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam :- Love your parents
  Kal Ho Na Ho :- Love your neighbours
  Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna :- Love others wife
  Dostana :- Finally he comes to his point..

5. Alia Bhatt - Shopkeeper safola oil toh de diya ab iske sath free wala gift bhi to do..
   Shopkeeper - Iske sath toh koi gift free nahi hai ,
   Alia Bhatt - Pagal mat banao ispr likha hai Cholestrol free..

6. Pooja Bhatt - Let's go for a movie..
  Alia Bhatt - Theaters band hai ,
  Pooja Bhatt - Kisne bola,
 Alia Bhatt - Meri friend ne bola sb theaters mein holiday chal rahi hai..

7. Film director ne hero se kaha - Tumhe 100 feet ki uchai se swimming pool me chhalang lagani hai,
   Hero - Lakin mujhe tairna nahi aata ,
   Film director - Chinta wali koi baat nahi hai pool mein pani nahi hai..

8. Honey singh phone par :-
    Uncle , Hai ghar , hai paisa hai gadi...
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   Aap 2 jodo mein ladki bhejo ladki hui hamari..
   Uncle :- Hai Gun.. Hai Talwar.. Hai aari....
   Dubara phone kiya to khair nahi tumhari..
   Honey Singh :- okay bye

9. Kapil Sharma - Shadi se pahle bhagwan se dua mangi thi..
    Accha pakane vali wife dena....
   But bekar kismat meri Khana mention krna bhul gya tha...

10. Varun - Tujhe kya lagta hai Digital India success hoga?
    Alia -  Arre success hoga kya... Ho gaya hai
    Mere almost sare friends ne tri - color main dp change ki hai...
   Varun - Tu rhne de behan

11. Akshay kumar - Iss line ko English me translate kro
    Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya...
    Kangana - He done his work and done dana dan .... done dana dan...

12. Demotion of Salman Khan :-
      2009 - Wanted - IPS
      2010 - Dabangg - Inspector
      2011 - Bodyguard - Bodyguard
      upcoming films...
      Securityguard
      Watchman
       Postman

13.  Laloo to Rabri - Agar tum ye btao ki iss beg main kya hai to sare ande tumhare
       agar ye btaya ki kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tumhare
       or ye btaya kiske hai to murgi bhi tumhari...
       Rabri - Laloo ji... Plz koi hint to do..

14.  Agar doctor log films banate to title kya hote :-
       Kabhi khansi kabhi dam...
       Kaho Na Bhukhar Hai...
       T.B no. 1
       Hum blood de chuke sanam

15. Dharmender - mere dono baccho ke liye koi naam batayee..
    Ajeet - Ek ka naam rakho Peter...
    Dharmender - Dusre ka naam kya rakhu ?
   Ajeet - Repeater

16. Circuit - Bhai ye bata akal badi ya bhains?
     Munna Bhai - Pahle apun ko date of birth bata tbhi to batayenga tere ku..
    aise hi khali peeli time khoti krta hai sala..

17. Gabbar - Kitne aadmi the ?
     Kalia - Sarkar 2
    Gabbar - Mujhe ginti nahi aati , 2 kitne hote hai ?
    Kalia - 2 , 1 ke baad aaata hai..
    Gabbar - or 2 ke phle ?
    Kalia - Bich mein koi nahi aata..
   Gabbar - to fir dono eksath kyu nahi aate ?
   Kalia - 2 , 1 ke baad hi aa sakta hai kyuki 2 , 1 se bada hai..
   Gabbar - 2 ,1 se kitna bada hai ?
   Kalia - Kutte ... ek goli marni hai to mar de..
   Tera namak khaya hai.. Chavanprash nahi..

18. Mahesh Bhatt - I just saw a 12 feet snake in the garden
      Alia Bhatt -  Dad, don't try to make me a fool.
                         Snake don't have feet.

19. Kapil sharma - Agar operation mein mujhe kuch ho gaya to doctor se shadi kar lena..
     Wife - Kyu ?
     Kapil Sharma - Doctor se badla lene ka yahi ek tarika hai

20. Film director - Just Imagine
     Tum ek building ke 8th floor par ho
     or vaha par aag jag jati hai..
     tum kaise nikloge wahan se ?
    Ranveer Kapoor - Bohot aasan hai... I will stop my imagination.